A Book to Read

Okay so the last book I read for fun was probably in like fifth grade. I am going to just assume it was Harry Potter but I forgot. I stopped after Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets because the third book was way too thick. I am not reading a book with more than three hundred pages. Especially the fourth book! Seven hundreds pages? Come on now. Really? Who will spend all that time to read one book that will take days when you can watch the movie which takes three hours. I mean I continued to watch the movies after I stopped reading but then even the movies got confusing. Okay so I think the last book I read was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stone. It was a great book if I recall correctly. Why did I even read it? I do not even know. What was I thinkng spending days reading tiny words written in a book. I do not have time for this. I rather nap all day instead of reading a book. No offense to the rest of the world but I am just lazy. I can not stand just sitting down and reading all day. That's just not me. If I can't even stay awake for fifty mintues in class everyday, how am I going to spend hours reading a book? No no no.